A preacher who coaches a Little League baseball team practices what he preaches.
a lot of humor, dry or otherwise, is situational, so critics of internet comedy are correct in that a lot of the time it’s mildly funny people pulling things out of midair (a euphemism here for “their ass.”) you have to make people laugh and start with nothing, and that’s no small feat. a lot of truly humorous material builds on something the audience can see, is familiar with, something that just happened and its quick response. so “lol so surreal” is a method and a mode to net in notes like no one’s business, but it doesn’t have that transcendent value, that deeper meaning, that successful comedy can and will have.
a running gag is a mouth restraint in a marathon and a backhanded compliment is the sweet nothings communicated to you in american sign language by the prehensile arm sprouting out of the back of a lonely freak
if your head is in the clouds does that mean you solicit sexual favors on planes
‘arm candy’ sounds like a dismissive way to be catty towards other women as well as something a cannibal might enjoy.
Not all moral quandaries involving the textile industry are cotton dry.
(via of-cannibals-and-kings)
The lactose intolerant can’t milk jokes.
Pretty cheesy, that was whey out if line.
Desperately trying to think of a havarti pun, but haven’t come up…
I will use a Swiss knife to make this thread as full of holes as the cheese of the same name.
wake up america. it’s ten after seven and school starts in less than a half hour and damnit i will not be driving you if you miss the bus or call you in, so you’d better get dressed right now. don’t give me this “ten more minutes” nonsense.
the noblest cause of all
who says i’m a try hard because i want a sparring partner
the only reason i am so interested in defenestration is because i am searching for the perfect window of opportunity
defenestration has come up more on your blog than all the other blogs i follow combined
if you ever feel bad about your lack of internet popularity, remind yourself that hitler had followers. then go and feel even worse.
“Holy shit,” says the man. He is bringing a food offering for the sacred turd.
(via bloeb3580)
