anonymously tell me why you cower in fear at my presence
killself: fivemuskaqueers: tumblr.com more like DUMBlr.com
how it sounds to everyone else
everything is repressive. existence is a construct. i replaced my flooring with eggshells to simulate my interactions with human beings. firmly plant your rear in a seat! stfuhumansupremacy, there’s a winner of a blog title!
it’s the boredom and depression that makes me think those text posts are a good idea
seborgasm: “am i the only one who-“ yes
Anonymous asked: Is that you feeding the kangaroo?
seborgasm: people who find holocaust jokes hilarious and also get offended by homophobia people who yell at you for “erasing their identities” while minimizing or borderline denying the holocaust
michael cera is google images’ first result for “hardcore”
bipch: “k but u rong doe”
“people (who are part of X group) like that make me ashamed to be part of X group” i’m sorry your identity is predicated on the actions of a few. time to restock, perhaps? perhaps your foundation wasn’t nearly as solid as anticipated.
my favorite place as a kid was jfk health world, which was basically an anatomy museum for children so of course they shut that down because obviously they needed a new middle school in the middle of nowhere
youfuckingpeoplemakemesick replied to your post: What are some sources never to use, oh redheaded demoness dictator? do people actually read the grauniad besides americunts too NYT to read the NYT for the sake of future generations, i hope not even better are the people who link to guardain op-eds because they honestly think a “what now, atheists!!???” approach is going to make them...
18brumaire replied to your post: What are some sources never to use, oh redheaded demoness dictator? the guardian BLErgh my mom somehow got linked to their website and spent an hour just sitting there in horror when i went to see if she was all right she just looked at me and said “do british people really read this crap?”
please do emphasize every other word, it helps to get the point across in much the same way that jabbing your fingers into someone’s eyes helps them develop a greater sense of caution in the future
agniology replied to your post: What are some sources never to use, oh redheaded demoness dictator? also internet dictionaries and yahoo answers also true
Anonymous asked: What are some sources never to use, oh redheaded demoness dictator?
Anonymous asked: What's with the new description? Are you trying to be amusing? You're not.
i attempted to flip my hair but it got caught on a pad of sticky notes i didn’t know it could do that
you’re about as suave as that “help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up” lady
i think it’s a testament to just how screwed up internet dynamics are that i’m considered one of the saner ones, or at least one attempting to bring in some order then again, art imitates life, not vice versa
XD can be a grenade, maybe but never an emoticon
You were once wild here. Don’t let them tame you.– Isadora Duncan (via disordre)
the dog is a little shit he runs up to the door, paws up, whining to be let back in, and then i open it and boom, he’s off on the trail yet again, hunting for the squirrel he will never be fast enough to get
“i’m an anarcho-feminist anti-zionist male race traitor (in other words, an ally)” no what you are is delusional, and, hopefully, young