The Time Groucho Marx Did the Charleston on...
mentalflossr: Groucho Marx once visited the place Hitler committed suicide. And danced on it.
tumblr police meeting
pazdelaamazing: phredology: guys we need to figure out who we’re going to police next or tumblr might become a safe place for people to have constructive open dialogues. i propose we begin telling disabled people that they’re able-identifying. soon everybody who disagrees with me slightly about how to fight oppression will pay for their horrible crimes. INDEED
wow that’s a lot of words about something i don’t care about– me reading absolutely fucking anything (via orelpuppington) vastly relevant to my life right now (via basu-gasu-bakuhatsu)
dongbang-bulpae: killamaggie: being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital hey now I DID sit at the cool table at the mental hospital and it was much more sane than tumblr is
Deviantart in a few screencaps
johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
As long as the dairy industry exists...
marworyn: antistellar: nerdvirginxvx: So will rape culture. If we can tie up a cow an forcefully impregnate her, steal her child and her milk, we will never stop rape and rape culture.
My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World...– Neil Gaiman (via jaynestown)
mfreems: REAL women have retractable claws and communicate by echolocation
I would never want to be a psychiatrist.
dinosaurcacophony: It would make me feel guilty to give some potent drugs to people, especially teenagers and children. These are medications which are extremely potent, often having (as of now) unknown effects on our most important and complex organ that we know the least about. Agreed. Psychology or counseling can also have monumentous effects on the client, and that’s not to be...
I wonder how many of the people who profess to believe in the leveling ideas of...– PJ O’Rourke (via cerebralicious) this applies to all politics
Anonymous asked: Do you straighten your hair?
ohgodwhydoihaveatumblr replied to your post: Muslimmafia has an offensive username. a jew telling someone to stop complaining, hah k-word privileges, noah
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Anonymous asked: Muslimmafia has an offensive username.
wait did someone actually say “this kitty has claws” in reference to me and my not-so-nice thoughts on them i will send you to hell in a boat made of lava and there will be no seats
Some Phrase That Has Deep Meaning In It: You don’t... →
ohgodwhydoihaveatumblr: You don’t hate society, you hate the media. By definition, society is: 1.The aggregate of people living together in a more or less ordered community. 2.The community of people living in a particular region and having shared customs, laws, and organizations. To hate #1 would be hating a group…
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in...– Friedrich Nietzsche (via phant0m-limb)
A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself...– Ariel Durant (via jarl-ulfric)
for a group that claims to embrace “intersectionality,” you sure aren’t consistent when applying it. being marginalized on one axis is not the ticket to actively marginalize others. you can be trans* and homophobic or gay and cissexist. you can be a PoC and still be ableist and antisemitic (cough cough you know who you are). you can be a good person with struggles of your own...