December 2011
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November 2011
Your mom says: Apparently, the post limit is a... →
bruinsofaces:
culamhain:
Funny how they talk about stopping censorship from SOPA one minute, yet inflict another bullshit limit (basically, censorship, but calling it that’s just clutching at thin straws) the next.
And I thought the limit on sending private messages was bad enough…
not censorship
try again
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Conformity is the death of individualism.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via daisysnotebook)
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"I want you to be happy
like the women in yogurt commercials.”
underneathasnapplecap:
I licked my cat and she looked at me like she was going to slash my throat.
my dog does the same when you nibble on his ear
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Dogma
I used to be young and naive. I am still the former.
I can’t remember exactly how long ago it was, but a couple of years back I started to worm my way in to social justice circles. Born out of an earnest desire to help (a “savior complex,” they might call it), I listened, even when what they were saying was nothing short of ridiculous.
Surely such enlightened people...
sashur:
people often ask me what my dream job is
they expect me to say an actress or singer
but no
i turn around and say…. i want to be an istockphoto model
Gratuitous French, I Guess
Sometimes I wake up and am surprised by how much of an asshole I can be
then I go back to being an impeccably polite asshole, and c’est la vie
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I don’t know why some countries do not want to understand the fact that the...
– Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
You don’t seem to understand that either, Mahmoud.
(via daisysnotebook)
Every time that man opens his mouth something even more crazy comes out.
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Anonymous asked: maybe you can't get a date because you're disgusting xoxo
uvula piercings
why
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Soon there will be an end to the satanic israeli zionist freemason genocidal...
– fisabeelillah
oh okay i’m scared now
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I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that...
– (via iiiisabelle)
wonder why I can’t get a date
realize that I’m complaining about this on tumblr
therein lies your problem?
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